Floyd Landis, Floyd Landis. The cyclist is claiming he didn’t know he was ingesting steroids. This isn’t the first claim of the sort and it certainly won’t be the last. But, if these claims hold any truth, it does raise some questions…

-Are trainers slipping roids into athletes’ tea and biscuits?
-Why aren’t athletes making attempts to figure out why they’re taking that new purple pill and why minutes later their biceps have torn through another shirt?
-Or are athletes really that oblivious?
-If athletes and trainers aren’t doing it, then who is? God? Satan? Spandex?

Makes you long for the days when cheating just meant sucking the air out of your opponent’s tires.