Cory on the Floor
My boxing career started last weekend. In a tough bout I fell in the first round to a vicious left hook from the freezer door as I was putting away groceries in our refridgerator and got up too fast. I remember a sharp pain and my legs buckling and nothing else, but my cornerman (er…woman) Lorri said I was out for a good fifteen seconds. Thankfully my cutman (er…woman) Lorri was able to stop the swelling with a handy bag of frozen peas.
And thus ends my pugilistic career.
Former somethingweight champion of the world Sugar Ray Leonard, intro-ing the finalé of The Contender: