Welcome back to Cooking On Sports On Computer. Today, we’ll be making a Lame Ass Space Publicity Stunt.

Lame Ass Space Publicity Stunt
Ingredients:
• 1 Cosmonaut
• 1 Driver
• 1 Golf Ball
• 5 Billion Viewers
• 1 expansive Vaccuum
• <.00001g Gravity

Directions
Combine vaccuum with microgravity, and place Cosmonaut in center. Give Cosmonaut driver and golf ball, then politely ask the 5 Billion viewers not to watch. Have Cosmonaut hit golf ball with driver while 5 Billion viewers tune into Elimidate. Driven golf ball should re-enter Earth’s atmosphere in three days, by which time the forty or so viewers who didn’t pay attention when you told them not to watch should have forgotten about it, and began watching the new season of Grey’s Anatomy.

Options
You have the option of not wasting a scientist’s incredibly expensive time aboard the International Space Station, and have him do some science instead of being an ingredient in your Lame Ass Space Publicity Stunt, but value of said science should be weighed against value of Lame Ass Publicity Stunt, in which case, science always loses.

Serves: 40 people