Malkin On Way
The Penguins will be unbeatable at Ice Penalty Shot Sport from 2007 through 2011. How do I know this? Evgeni Malkin plans to play in Pittsburgh next season. That gives the pens three of the best offensive prospects in the league (see also: Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal) and the best young goalie to boot. I predict a 7-0 record in shoot outs next season. To compliment their 20-48 overall record.
Related: I really miss the nine-category standings structure of the NHL circa-2003 where you got 2 points for a win, 2 for an overtime win, 1 for a tie, 1 for an overtime loss, none for a regulation loss, 1 for style, 1 for good measure and 1 for “shits and giggles”. Any sport who’s games have twelve possible outcomes is alright in my book.